One Fresh June Morning in Early May
|I'm twenty one. I went to Uni. I didn't get a degree. I'm asexual. That's about it really.|
|Controller:||Not so fast! Why have I been hearing rumours that one of my EMT's has just performed an open heart massage?|
|Stuart:||Is that what I did?|
|Controller:||Give me a reason not to discipline you.|
|Stuart:||Okay. So what happened was, I was trying to undo the patient's seatbelt, and I guess somehow, my hand must have entered the thoracic cavity. And as I was trying to remove my hand, it must have repeatedly brushed up against the patient's heart. which could have been the cause for the heart to recommence a rhythm....Does that sound reasonable?|
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am...
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or...