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Laurence Fox’s new song “The 49”
Is good. And deep and current.
Posted on June 3, 2012 with 3 notes
Source: SoundCloud / LaurenceFoxMusic
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Suppose its about time I actually watched the avengers ain’t it?
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Posted on June 3, 2012 via Coloured Paper with 71,679 notes
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My dad is watching “Evil Dead”
Those zombie laughs are terrifying.
And I’ve spent the last 10 minutes shouting “Don’t to it Ed!” at the screen. He should really listen to me, I’ve been right every time. When a zombie starts rattling a cellar trapdoor and muttering “I’m alright now, let me out Ed.”…Well Ed should really not open the door. It stands to reason really.
And now they are singing.
Sleep is not going to come easy tonight. How is this scarier than Dread! Seriously?
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You’re not so green as you’re cabbage-looking, are you?
What?
Posted on June 2, 2012 via Sunday Night Masterpiece with 28 notes
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“It’s not a palindrome! The palindrome of Bolton would be ‘Notlob’. It don’t work.”
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.When chemists die, they barium.Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?Broken pencils are pointless.I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.Posted on June 1, 2012 via Land of Rain and Chivalry with 70,313 notes
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Pahaha Mythbusters :P
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Posted on June 1, 2012 via collecting stamps from nowhere with 27,291 notes
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things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
Apart from the high street one anyway. And eating depending on who it is.
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Posted on May 31, 2012 via everybody lies with 37,309 notes
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Posted on May 31, 2012 via Sunday Night Masterpiece with 15 notes
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Ah, The joys of in-jokes.
This "geezer" ain't actually a geezer...Just sayin'
Londoner / Watches to much old stuff / Uni in Wales / NOT a cockney (much)
Minder, Professionals. The Sweeney, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Lewis, Inspector Morse 70's/80's -----> Pretty Much what you're gonna be seeing
