One Fresh June Morning in Early May
|I'm twenty one. I went to Uni. I didn't get a degree. I'm asexual. That's about it really.|
|*Arthur trying to sell a dodgy watch*|
|Arthur:||Shockproof, waterproof, VAT-proof.|
|Dave:||Have you got proof of that?|
|Terry:||Watch him Dave.|
|Dave:||D'you do 'em on tick Arthur?|
|Arthur:||What is this, a double act?|
|Terry:||Its a wind up.|
|Terry:||Its not a proper job is it?|
|Arthur:||Well, what else could you do?|
|Terry:||Computers. They're always advertising aren't they?|
|Arthur:||Terry, son, you can't even work a pocket calculator.|
|Terry:||Course I can.|
|Arthur:||You wouldn't know where to put the decimal point.|
|Terry:||Well I could bloody well learn couldn't I? I'm not stupid am I?|
|Terry:||Thanks Arthur, thanks a lot.|
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